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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Margo's Abilities

Virtues, Abilities and Aptitudes Most Associated with Margo

1. Rapid growth
2. Great ability to find a match to something in a book
3. Cute
4. Sense of humour
5. High importance placed on literacy
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213. Stellar use of the non-sequitur "I want to go to the park" to end dead-end conversations
214. Obedience
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239. Listening

Michel's Virtues

Virtues, Abilities and Aptitudes Most Associated with Michel

1. Spatial relations
2. Rugged handsomeness
3. Lightning fast simple math skills
4. Knows a spot behind a dog's ear that makes them like him immediately
5. Teaches children actual animal sounds instead of culturally specific sounds that we have given to animals
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178. Surprisingly accurate aim with water balloon catapults
179. Passing knowledge of European history
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512. Didn't go apeshit when someone said that my new glasses looked like Henry Kissinger's
513. Patience
514. True appreciation of Neil Diamond's sideburns, c. 1980s