Margo's Abilities

Virtues, Abilities and Aptitudes Most Associated with Margo

1. Rapid growth
2. Great ability to find a match to something in a book
3. Cute
4. Sense of humour
5. High importance placed on literacy
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213. Stellar use of the non-sequitur "I want to go to the park" to end dead-end conversations
214. Obedience
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239. Listening

Michel's Virtues

Virtues, Abilities and Aptitudes Most Associated with Michel

1. Spatial relations
2. Rugged handsomeness
3. Lightning fast simple math skills
4. Knows a spot behind a dog's ear that makes them like him immediately
5. Teaches children actual animal sounds instead of culturally specific sounds that we have given to animals
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178. Surprisingly accurate aim with water balloon catapults
179. Passing knowledge of European history
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512. Didn't go apeshit when someone said that my new glasses looked like Henry Kissinger's
513. Patience
514. True appreciation of Neil Diamond's sideburns, c. 1980s

JT, JC, SD

"Eastside Ridaz"
(feat. LaToiya Williams, Nate Dogg & Soopafly)

[Bigg Snoop Dogg]
You'z a fool fo' dis, yeah
My dogg Hi-Tek, representin' Cincinnati, Ohio!
Eastside shit, y'all know how we get down
7 dizzles a wizzle, Bigg Bow Wiggle's, up in the hizzle
Fo' shizzle bizzle, here we go again

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Awesome Poem About Margo, Take 119

There once was a girl named Margo
Who carried around lots of cargo
She found herself up shit's creek
For a year and a week
Because the US under George Bush, sr. upheld their embargo on Iraqi figs, dates and other naturalized crops, thereby weakening their agricultural-based economic position in a volatile region.

- um, I'll just sign this one Anonymous

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Sound of Margo